from Sun Tzu's The Art of War
You walk in, uncertain of what to expect. It's a dusty corner of the internet, full of strange books and artwork. It seems almost like an antique store, but you know that nothing is for sale. Everything simply seems to belong here...
Currently the caretaker appears, a man with eyes that are now gray, now green as the light reflects in them. He looks at you and says, "Welcome...my name is Garida..."
"Here is the place where I display some of my works and interests. Feel free to wonder about and explore, for you may find things of interest here. If you seek something, feel free to ask about it..."
You ask about.........